I want your hair man

Conversation with Dave tonight:

Me: "Your hair is really straight. It just sticks out."

Dave: "Ya, I know. But I've had people tell me before that they'd love to have my hair."

Me: "Ya? Like who?"

Dave: "Oh, this guy from ASU named Dave Leechie. Did you know him? Well anyway, he was red-head fro' guy that said he'd love to have my hair."

Me: "uhhhmmmm..." [uncontrollable laughter]

Dave: "Ya, never thought of that. I guess that would make sense, huh?"

The end.

p.s. come on...no offense to red heads, fro's, or even asians for that matter. all in good fun...